Penial Dysfunction

madyoke

Hello,

Recently my penis has been behaving poorly.The little lad just keeps misbehaving and letting the side down. Literally. Any suggestions on how to perk up the little rascal? (its equally upsetting in male or female relationships)

Im 6ft 2
22yrs old
perfectly healthy
questionable sexual orientation

Could it be the uncertainty over my orientation that is causing all the problems?

Any help wud be fab...

Caesar_Bojangle

possibly, its probably more mental than physical. You should go see your doctor. Or maybe you have drank too much alcohol when trying.

francie brady

think happy thoughts.
the more you worry about it the more of a problem it will become.
Consult your doctor if theres no improvement;)

Kalina

If you don't stress yourself out about it, chances are the problem will sort itself out. But if it doesn't within a reasonable time period then maybe you should see a doctor.

Jim

just a note to say well done for not goin unregistered

good lad:)

LegacyUser

Im 15 and mine is 3 inches on average when soft and about 4.5 long.Is that normal and will it grow longer?
These boards are cool-I can never be arsed registering for a username as you always have to reply to emails and so on.No time for that............

po0k

Man, you can turn al that email stuff off in the UserCP button.
Register, and watch your post count grow.
Nurture it like you would a small child or houseplant, and one day - when it's big enough - you can look down on the n00bs and cry out "ffs rtfm pe0n" in total justification and with self-righteous pomposity.


Regarding flacidity <sp?>, get some good old porn, with both men and women in it.
See which turns you on more.
Could just be that you're bisexual, which pretty much doubles your odds of getting laid

1 more thing: Ann Summers

Kali

try more foreplay, your expectation to get an instant erection may be the problem... as several people already said, its more a mental state, e.g. "oh crap ive got to perform. now. do something damnit." .. generally things dont instantly go that way

Greenbean

"Nurture it like you would a small child or houseplant, and one day - when it's big enough - you can look down on the n00bs and cry out "ffs rtfm pe0n" in total justification and with self-righteous pomposity."

Is that your advice for his penis?

Robbo

1 more thing: Ann Summers

Didn't Ann herself have to use all them toys and whatnot on account of being hideous?

If so, thinking of her will hardly help.

phaxx

Originally posted by Robbo
Didn't Ann herself have to use all them toys and whatnot on account of being hideous?
If so, thinking of her will hardly help.

I believe he means think of the pretty girls who model the Ann Summers stuff.

Doodee

I once read in a loaded magazine of a guy who had a similar problem,
Their advice was what he was drinking, fact is that if your drinking something like Beer or Cider (or even stout) you can end up feeling rather sickish and not able to perform...
They said try and drink a Few Vodka and Red-bulls on the night out as thats what most of their "Girl friends did " (remember that she was an agony AUNT) apparently the Vodka gets you frisky and in the mood while the Red-bulls contain sugar and Caffeine to keep you up longer.

Nurture it like you would a small child or houseplant, and one day - when it's big enough - you can look down on the n00bs and cry out "ffs rtfm pe0n" in total justification and with self-righteous pomposity.

Yea, Water something and it will grow

no seriously, alot of ppl seem to suffer from this, fact is is that it will either grow or not, and sure it will grow when it and you are ready, in my own situation Puberty on my Fathers side didnt hit till us males are in our late teens (for me this was between 16-17) and so alot didnt change until this period, its nothing to be frightened of, just make sure that if you do "try" anything dont do anything which could cause serious damage, and also, dont believe any of those e-mails that say that you can increase the size of yer togger by exercises that they will show you for $50 a year as they wont do anything for you till you actually start growing down there...
Patience young lad, you've got yer whole life ahead of you

/me ponders if he really should have said the whole Vaughan male puberty thing when drinkies are on tomorrow"

I better bring a non fetish whip incase any1 takes teh Mickey (excuse the pun)

phobos

/me ponders if he really should have said the whole Vaughan male puberty thing when drinkies are on tomorrow

Probably not, but considering most of use are a couple years more mature, we'll let it go. :rolleyes:

;-phobos-)

darthmise

Originally posted by Langer
Im 15 and mine is 3 inches on average when soft and about 4.5 long.Is that normal and will it grow longer?

Class!!
Is there man alive who hasn't held a ruler to his mickey at some stage in his life!?!
I doubt it somehow....

phaxx

/me raises hand

The Gopher

Good one Darthmise:D
Its funny when your about 11 and your watching some porno and you see a tiny little miniscule wet thing pathetically trying to reach the surface and you think your the man:D
Its not as cool when you wake up to moist and crusty underpants 4 years later............
And it aint to comfortable when it triddles down the side while you sleep and you wake in pain the next morning as your hair has become glued to your nob.

Caesar_Bojangle

so what are you saying Gopher, you get your man juice tangled up between your penis and pubic hair:D, wash it and that wont happen again. Langer, i am sure it will grow more within the next few years, dont worry.

phaxx

Originally posted by The Gopher
And it aint to comfortable when it triddles down the side while you sleep and you wake in pain the next morning as your hair has become glued to your nob.

*closes eyes*
Did we need to know that?

The Gopher

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
so what are you saying Gopher, you get your man juice tangled up between your penis and pubic hair:D, wash it and that wont happen again. .

Washing myself.Now theres an alien concept..........

smiles

Right, well this has been nicely brought off topic. Locked.

Madyoke, dont worry about it, just make sure you're having fun. There's guys with 10 inch langers that cant even do that!

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