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one for the road...

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  • 13-07-2002 12:06am
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    Defenistrator
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    A couple of motorways and a dual carriage way where having a couple of drinks at a roadhouse one evening, comparing potholes, and bragging about how tough they were. One of the motorways said that he should have been replaced by now, but they just kept patching him up as he was tough as concrete. All of a sudden a red tarmacadam lightweight comes walking in, and sits down with the mororways and dual carriage way. The dual carriage way says "Oi, bugger off, this is a private session, go sit over there with the by-roads and slip roads", when the toughest motorway in the gang whispers "better mid yer lanuage,I know him, he's a cyclepath"

    omg that was even sadder then when I heard i first..:-(


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    pauldeehan
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    I think I'm going to have to kill myself.


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    zAbbo
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    ditto


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    Originally posted by Defenistrator

    omg that was even sadder then when I heard i first..:-(

    yes it was


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    xern
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    Hmmmmmmm!


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    Ruaidhri
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    *cringe*
    man that's worse than most of my jokes. you should be ashamed of yourself


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    harryhawk
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    didn't think it was that badmyself. certainly an improvement on the 'super fragile calloused mystic hexed with halitosis'.


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    zenith
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    "That's the worst case of van aerial disease I've ever seen."

    "I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this."

    These two punchlines brought to you by Give An Aged Joke A Home Week. Thank you for listening. It means so much to them.

    :)


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    Lump
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    Oh that is really really shít.


    John


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