irc quotes - very funny.

r0sc0

http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

definately a good laugh..

Winters

Great

Here is a few for you:

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

Tellox

[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ

I actually cant imagine the flaming he got.

Samson

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Oh how I laughed.

Samson

This one is even better:

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

Mercury_Tilt

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Spiffing

F*cking ROFL!

Macker

Classic

<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace




Macker

sceptre

Class

swiss

I don't normally reply to jokes but this one is class

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

There are some real classics, OMG

Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

My personal fave

::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving

phobos

<@Logan&gt; I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan&gt; I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

ROFL

and

<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh

That has happened me before. But it was during the time I was playing nothing but Max Payne. I walked out of my friend house, and felt like strafe diving around every corner

;-phobos-)

po0k

The urge to Bunny Hop is strong and must be satiated

The Cheetar Gods demand sacrifice

Littletinyman

They're pretty damn funny alright... and call me sadisitic, but I was laughing VERY hard at this one:

<orion`-`-> what the ****
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

[ Edit: if you call me 'sadisitic', you're spelling it wrong. So actually don't. Ugh. ]

strat

ha ha ha

***  mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500" 
<Minko> grrrr 
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there 
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come" 
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend 
<Minko> I've got big things planned 
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned" 
<Minko> Aaargh

CuLT

This is a bit unrelated and has probably been posted before, but its so good i had to post it

http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

Vulture

Originally posted by phobos

<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."

Oh lord i nearly cryed
Something like this happned to me, I played Ailen v Predator all night at a friends all i could hear for an hour after was beep... beep... beep. I kept expecting an ailen to land on my head (this can be embarrasing in an exam)

nanook

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big ****in devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

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Made me smile
some good one's in there,

oeNeo

Still my favourite.

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it

Guy Incognito

<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.