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A joke

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  • 16-07-2002 3:51pm
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    simon_partridge
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    There's this couple, right, who really love each other, and want to have sexual intercourse, but do not want to have a baby. So they go to their doctor to ask what they should do.

    The doctor consults his medical book and produces a condom, saying "take this, put it on your organ before intercourse, and you'll be fine".

    A few weeks later, however, the woman discovers she is pregnant so she goes to the doc. to ask why. "Did you do as I said?" asked the doc, "Well almost," replied the woman, "except we don't have an organ so I put it on the piano instead..."


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    #2
    Dazzer
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    ...


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    #3
    darthmise
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    Oh sweet jesus simon partridge what were you thinking?


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    Keno2
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    the horror....


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    #5
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭simon_partridge


    Originally posted by Keno2
    the horror....
    Well I didn't think it was any worse than some of the other jokes on this board - made me titter momentarily :)


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    koneko
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    That was truly painfully awful.


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    Clinical Waste
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    Mind you, I like this bit:
    The doctor consults his medical book and produces a condom, ..............

    Is that
    A foreign doctor or a really cool book?


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    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    man that's good :D LOVE it


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