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My Hair

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  • 16-07-2002 9:58pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭


    So, there come a time in every adolescent boy's life where he wonders if his hair suits him. So go ahead and give me your views because I may cut it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Dalamar


    cut it and i'll kill you.

    Smile, the scope of the rifle likes it when you do it.


    p.s. don't be scared. be afraid, very afraid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Plasticman


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! GARÓG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT YOUR ONE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cut it, and if sim misses, i'll have a tank barrel so far up your ass, anything below the neck will be a coating around it after i blow your head off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Nooo, okay, serious Bob moment here.

    Other Bob cut his hair during CTYI and seriously, he just became a sort of different person afterwards. I miss the old other Bob, I don't wanna miss the old Garóg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    If you cut your hair you will be TRAITOR TO CAUSE and shall be shot and anally raped! OK?!

    good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    dude, if you cut your hair I'm going to be forced use wood glue to stick it back on your head.and then it wont be sliky smooth and managable


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Plasticman


    if that fails, i have a staple gun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    I have something as sticky as glue but a damn sight more threatening than a staple gun <ehehehehehe>.

    Garog don't make me do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    you have hair gel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Dammit! I was hoping you would think it was something ... else... and be unprepared for the TRUE HORROR OF HAIR PRODUCTS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    the idea of using your bodily fluids to adhesivate hair to my scalp is wholly sickening.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Dalamar


    i know. we could do worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Yes! I could use my tongue to apply it!

    ALL WHILE MAKING YOU LISTEN TO TAKE THAT ON CONSTANT LOOP WITH MARIAH CAREY OVERDUBBED! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Yeps. I'm a torture expert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    ok, so Im guessing you dont want me to cut it. Fine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Dalamar


    *claps slowly* congrats. long hair rocks. if it annoys you, put up with it.


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