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Five kinds of sex (caution: a bit oo-er missus)

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  • 18-07-2002 2:50pm
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    Aspro
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    Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex:

    The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.

    The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F**k You".

    The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone


    Night Time Survey

    A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...

    ~ 5% said it was to get a glass of water...
    ~ 12% said it was to go to the toilet...
    ~ 83% said it was to go home


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