Five dogs

Aspro

Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Computer Tech and the fifth was a Fianna Fail politician.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff". T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that it was pretty incredible.

But the Accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and commanded, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff". Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits. He divided them into four equal piles of three biscuits each. Everyone agreed that that was good.

But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,
"Measure,do your stuff". Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a litre of milk, got a pint glass from the cupboard and poured exactly a pint without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that it was more than a little impressive.

The Computer Tech knew that he could top them all. "Hard Drive, do it". Hard Drive crossed the room and booted up the computer, checked for viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent an
e-mail and installed a cool new game. Everyone knew that it was a tough act to follow.

Then the four men turned to the Politician and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Politician called to his dog and said, "Ansbacher, do your
stuff boy". Ansbacher jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, erased all of the files on the computer, shagged the other four dogs, claimed he was doing it for continued economic prosperity, deported the computer techs dog because he was black, then rolled over, took a crap on the floor and said "A lot done. More to do".

darthmise

Savage Stuff. Deadly.:D

Aspro

And the gas thing is, the other four dogs invited him back into the room for the next five years.;)

cujimmy

Nice new ending to a old story:D

Kopf

Excellant stuff