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Blonde Vs Tiger

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  • 19-07-2002 8:42am
    #1
    Wook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭


    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
    help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
    to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    He gets there and she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
    studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says....

    "First of all sweetheart, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
    able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    "Second, I'd advise you to just relax ... then put all these Frosted
    Flakes back in the box."


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