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little girl in a pet shop

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  • 19-07-2002 11:34am
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    LoBo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭


    Make sure you do the voices for this one (at least in your head). Thanks to FHM for sharing it with me :)

    A little girl walks into a pet shop and approaches the counter.
    "Excuthe me, mithter," she asks in the sweetest little lisp, "do you keep wittle wabbits?"
    Smiling, the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level.
    "Well," he asks, "do you want a wittle white wabby? Or a soft and fuwwy black wabby? Or one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"
    The little girl leans forward herself.
    "Hmm," she says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a fück."


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    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    we had that thread a few days ago but its still weally weally funny


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    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    We actually had it a few months ago. 5th time posted. Still not as funny.

    </killjoy>


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    spiderman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭spiderman


    that was funney.
    but its gettin a little old


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    The Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    Why do people keep reposting this"joke"-its ****e!If you want a classic joke on the perils of lisps check out the one i put in the previous thread with this joke in it(i think the thread is called "aww how cute-not")in an attempt to relieve the crappyness of the thread.IMHO it worked:cool:


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