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Fairy godmothers - there's always a catch

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  • 19-07-2002 3:07pm
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    Aspro
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    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days in her garden, reflecting on her long life, when-all of a sudden-a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich. "

    *** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And I suppose I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

    *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the garden in front of them.

    "Ooh-ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.


    *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.

    With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."


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    #2
    BEAT
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    ROFLMAO! where do you find these, too funny


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    spiderman
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    that was realy mean poor cat

    poor poor cat


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    Lucifer
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    LOL i like :D:D:D


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