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  • 22-07-2002 8:18am
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    Wook
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    A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
    playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The
    husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says,
    "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should
    I do?", asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just
    like you'd hold your wife's breast." Taking the advice, he takes a
    swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The
    man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait
    for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro
    watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way
    too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just
    like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the
    pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the
    fairway about 15 feet. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the
    club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!"


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