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Rabbi Turns Tables.

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  • 23-07-2002 7:33pm
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    Corega
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    After getting a job at the income tax office, a young financial hotshot gets his first assignment: auditing an old rabbi. Arriving at the synagogue, he decides to have a little fun. "Rabbi," he begins. "What do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
    "Well," the elderly rabbi replies, startled. "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
    "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" asks the taxman.
    The rabbi looks at him, surprised. "Well, we send them to the matzoh factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
    Nodding, the young hotshot turns to his final question. "So tell me," he asks, steepling his fingers, "what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?"
    By now the rabbi's had enough. "Well, we send them to the income tax office," he answers patiently. "And every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

    Extracted from FHM magazine, typed by me :)


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