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another joke du jour

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  • 24-07-2002 2:30pm
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    BEAT
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    One evening, a female police officer pulled over a man for drunk driving, and said, "you are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you.
    Do you want to say anything?
    the drunk replied 'nice boobs'


    took me a minute to get that one, lol :D


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    BKtje
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    hehehe. took me a while as well :)


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    Qualm
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    Hehe, got it on the second reading, clever drunk :)


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    Spunog UIE
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    teehee, mental note to self...


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    cujimmy
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    One evening, a female police officer pulled over a man for drunk driving, and said, "you are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you Do you want to say anything?
    the drunk replied 'nice boobs'.
    at this the police officer said " may I remind you sir that anything you say will be taken down" and the drunk replies "knickers":)


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    Lump
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    HE HE, good one Cumj :P



    John


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    Harmo
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    HeHeHe well funny :p


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