the brain transplant

OLDYELLAR

>>>The Brain Transplant
>>>In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
>>>where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
>>>looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said

>>>as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one
>>>at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
>>>semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family

>>>members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of
>>>time, someone asked,
>>>"Well,how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000
>>>for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned
>>>awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with
>>>the women, but some actually smirked.
>>>A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
>>>everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor
>>>smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's
>>>just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
>>>female brains, because they've actually been used."

Thanx 4 The Fish

Heard the same a couple of months ago biased more against females

OLDYELLAR

yeah i got both of them in an e mail !

Sposs

Whats better than winning gold in the special Olympics?

Not been in the special Olympics




(o go on flame me then)

OLDYELLAR

sposs thats actually very true , nice one !