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    #32
    logic1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels

    Some of you may even end up with a steady girlfriend. All right, so she'll probably have a face like a cow licking piss off a nettle and an arse like a bursted couch, but she'll be YOUR dog ugly bítch.

    If Whitewashman can do it there's hope for us all.

    .logic.


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    #33
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Shinji
    Ahhh Gemma yer a charmer :)

    Pi$$ off you, you own me a tenner.

    And as for you logic, WWM has in fact failed miserably in the task of getting himself a girlfriend who's got a face like a bag of hammers.

    ...

    :p


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    #34
    Greenbean
    Registered Users Posts: 897 ✭✭✭Greenbean


    Madge are you trying to tell me something here? Are you saying its over? I knew I should never have bought you that faulty washing machine! How could I ever compete with the dreaded spin cycle. Well, I will love you always... I don't want you to forget that. If you ever see me watching you through binoculars, don't worry I won't try to feel you or touch you or anything. I promise to stop undressing you in my mind and I'll always be there for you if you need someone, especially if you've just broken up with someone... I will care. And if you ever get real horny and need dick, well you know you don't have to turn to washing machine, I'll try harder.. I promise I will! Oh madge!


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    #35
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Greenbean
    Madge are you trying to tell me something here? Are you saying its over? I knew I should never have bought you that faulty washing machine! How could I ever compete with the dreaded spin cycle. Well, I will love you always... I don't want you to forget that. If you ever see me watching you through binoculars, don't worry I won't try to feel you or touch you or anything. I promise to stop undressing you in my mind and I'll always be there for you if you need someone, especially if you've just broken up with someone... I will care. And if you ever get real horny and need dick, well you know you don't have to turn to washing machine, I'll try harder.. I promise I will! Oh madge!

    ...have we met?


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    #36
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    ... so does this all answer your questions Majydee?

    I'm hearing the hum of launderetion a little bit loud for Pi liking.


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    #37
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Yeah cool, consider me informed Gordo, lock the thread, but not before I ask Greenbean if he's going to get all of his mates to say I'm a hatchet-faced slattern with the depth of a puddle and the desirability of a pile of cowshít with a primrose on top, just because I asked him 'have we met', coz you know, that's a rejection of sorts...

    :D


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    #38
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Easy now majd, everyone doesn't handle rejection the same way. Anyway I don't think GB knows what slattern means. :D


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    #39
    Greenbean
    Registered Users Posts: 897 ✭✭✭Greenbean


    "...have we met?"

    Cool, a date!


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    #40
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Righty ho, but he got there before me ;)

    ... oh yeah, I get the last word.
    :p
    word


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