a song by Electric Funstuff

s0l

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

People speak about a geek as if it were a stigma
Open up your ears let's banish this enigma
Techno-geeks in the house and we come from wayback.
I think the time is right for a little geek payback!

Take a peek at a new mystique
It's hip to be square and it's called geek-chic.
Geeks understand things 'cause we're so inquiring
We think so much we're often shy and retiring.
At least we don't act shallow like some people would:
You make a friend with a geek you got a friend for good!

[Chorus]
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. Got a problem?
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. We can solve them.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. We're resourceful.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. Our power's forceful.
Adjust your attitude, lower your defenses.
Get with the program, come to your senses.
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Cause the geeks , yeah, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.

What we have here is a miscommunication.
How did we get such a bad reputation?
There's not a lot of folks who admit they admire us,
But who do they turn to when their PCs got virus?
We run the media, we run the banks,
We push the buttons, but do we get thanks?
I don't think so . And would you be surprised
After all our efforts we get ostracized?

[Geek, geek, geek, etc, He's a super-geek, he's super geeky. ]

Open your eyes the geeks are not defective
It's everyone else that's like the Borg collective.
Geeks are individuals they're not afraid to stand out.
Geeks will have the jobs when you're looking for a handout.

[chorus]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy. Please send me a cellphone and a
PalmPilot and any computer except for an iMac. And maybe
could you send me 7of9 from StarTrek Voyager? She's kind
of hot.

Your friend,
Timmy

THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. Got a problem?
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. We can solve them.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. We're resourceful.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. Our power's forceful.
Adjust your attitude, lower your defenses.
Get with the program, come to your senses.
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Cause the geeks , yeah, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.

The Band

lordsippa

A Monty Python Song:

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s0l

*Puts on his Viking suit*

wonderful spam! spamity spam!!!

lordsippa

hehe

but seriously... STOP POSTING MORE POINTLESS THREADS LIKE THIS! You are seriously making me fall in love with you! ;p

<Sven offers loving to s0l>

s0l

*accepts loving gracously*
*asks sven to teach him how to spell*

lordsippa

Yay! Sven is scoring! Whoop!

;p

Oh... and you add an "i" dear.

<hug>

hehe.

But really. I need a b/g f. NOW!

imp

As do I.

Well, apart from the bf part

}:>

lordsippa

Ian, my offer still stands.

s0l... I'll be seeing you in 2 weeks... heheh...

TheAlmightyArse

I think Bangkok's the place for boygirls, meladdo.

LOVELY SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM!