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BEAT · 2002-07-25 14:04:47

So your daughter's a prostitue, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But dont fret about it... She moved in with me. How could two people…

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25-07-2002 3:04pm

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BEAT

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So your daughter's a prostitue,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!

Heard your wife left you,
how upset you must be.
But dont fret about it...
She moved in with me.

How could two people as beautiful as you...have such an ugly baby.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost lifelike!

Your friends and I wanted to do soething special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

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#2 25-07-2002 5:30pm
Harmo

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lol thats the best all day

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