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golf accident

BEAT · 2002-07-25 14:08:24

Is this unconscious man your husband? asked the officer. A woman nodded her head. Did you strike him with this golf club? asked the officer. Sobbing,the woman nodded again. How many times did you hit him? asked the cop. The woman said, Oh, I dont know...5, 6, 7...he put me down for a 5. :D

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25-07-2002 3:08pm

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BEAT

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Is this unconscious man your husband? asked the officer. A woman nodded her head.
Did you strike him with this golf club? asked the officer. Sobbing,the woman nodded again.
How many times did you hit him? asked the cop.
The woman said, Oh, I dont know...5, 6, 7...he put me down for a 5.

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#2 26-07-2002 10:56am
eddhorse

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?????:(

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#3 26-07-2002 10:59am
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...he put me down for a 5

As in 5 on her score card ... ie: golf joke .....

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#4 26-07-2002 11:19am
eddhorse

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yeah i got that much , but still not a smile ,must be my hangover ,may have to reboot the old humour server

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