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Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days

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  • 25-07-2002 10:31pm
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    Well, aren't we just a ray of ****ing sunshine?

    Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

    Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

    Do I look like a ****ing people person?

    This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    You! Off my planet!!

    Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

    Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

    I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

    And your cry-baby whinny-assed opinion would be.....?

    I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

    Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    Do they ever shut up on your planet?

    I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

    I can't remember if I'm the good twin or evil one.

    How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

    I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

    I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

    Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

    Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    Chaos, panic, and disorder -- my work here is done.

    Earth is full. Go home.

    Is it time for your medication or mine?

    Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

    I plead contemporary insanity.

    How do I set the laser printer to stun?

    I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


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    #2
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?


    one of my personal favourites , right up there with
    same sh*t , different day


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    one of my personal favourites , right up there with
    same sh*t , different day

    SSDD one of personal faves too, along with

    "When I want you to have an opinion I'll give you one."


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    #4
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yeah thats almost as good as
    do as i say , not as i do


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    #5
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    get the little book of abuse :D
    it's a classic! just look at how much it's improved my personal life :D


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