What a great CV/resumé! :)

Bard

Hello there,

I'd like to apply for a job at your wonderful organisation. I've never been to college but I have all my own teeth. You can find my CV at http://albrecht.ecn.purdue.edu/~taylor/humor/essay.html. Thank you for your consideration,

Me.

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Bard

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Trojan

Nice one Bard, but some of us actually do know where *your* cv is! Or think we do.

I, too, have spoken with Elvis.

Or something like that

Al not drunkn.

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Trojan:
Nice one Bard, but some of us actually do know where *your* cv is! Or think we do.
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Yep... *grin*... "think we do" ... that's appropriate

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WhiteWashMan

hahaha,
nice 1.
wouldnt it be cool to actually post that as a cover letter

Trojan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bard:
Yep... *grin*... "think we do" ... that's appropriate
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Hehe, smart man!

/me goes to look and see what he did actually know...

Damn, no cv...

btw, what's your link with Donabate? I'm originally a Ballymadrough[1] man meself, and I've relations in the houses beside the church and also on Turvey. Great village, I've spent a lot of time there (used to commute to Blackrock).

I also played with Malahide RFC a game or 2[2] (1st team too, few years ago )

Al.

1. Jones' Fruit Farm area.
2. Literally a game or 2


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Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Trojan:

btw, what's your link with Donabate?

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Apart from the fact that I live in the middle of Donabate village, right by the village green, near enough to Smyths Pub and the railway station and about a mile from that lovely long beach? ... not much

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My brother worked in Jones' Fruit Farm before. I only ever see it in passing out the window as I speed madly down the hill in the Punto

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and I've relations in the houses beside the church and also on Turvey. Great village, I've spent a lot of time there (used to commute to Blackrock).

I also played with Malahide RFC a game or 2[2] (1st team too, few years ago )
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Aye, t'is a great village indeed... lovely place to live, particularly in the summer time. Not a lot to do out here mind you. Both my brothers played for Malahide RFC in their time (one moved on to greater things - college and rugby elsewhere, and the other is a youngster who can't make up his mind whether to play rugby or Final Fantasy for the rest of his life). My Dad coached them for a couple of years, helping their senior team move up a couple of divisions.

I actually wrote Malahide RFC's web site - it's at www.malahiderfc.ie - it looks sh|te these days, but t'was a few years ago that I wrote it (so don't blame me!!!) even though the bawsterds haven't taken my name out of the "written by" bit in the footer include... damnit

Anyway- ... cheers- interesting post

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Bard

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