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  • 26-07-2002 2:21pm
    #1
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭


    Q. how do you make a blonde laugh monday mornings?


    wait for it...








    A. tell them a joke friday night!


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    #2
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    ah the good auld blonde jokes.used to have butt loads of them but i forgot them all :(


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    #3
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    not much for today I know...but it's all I've got so far
    happy friday!!:D


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    today is friday, must go and find a blonde in work and see if this theory is correct :D


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    #5
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    blonde and brunette are both pushed from a 50foot skyscraper ......................who hits the ground first ?.................................................................................................................yessum , the brunette because the blonde will stop to try and find directions ,aww me never tires of that joke!


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    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
    They are both empty from the neck up.

    What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
    A Golden Retriever.

    What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
    Artificial intelligence.

    Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
    You can park in the handicap zone.

    Why is a blonde like a turtle?
    They both get ****ed up when they're on their back.

    How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
    Shine a flashlight in their ear.

    Why aren't blondes given coffee breaks?
    It takes too long to retrain them.

    Why do blondes work seven days a week?
    So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

    Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
    (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

    How do you kill a blonde?
    Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

    How do blondes pierce their ears?
    They put tacks in their shoulder pads.


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    three
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    Very funny


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