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religious philosophies in a nutshell

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  • 26-07-2002 4:24pm
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    OLDYELLAR
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    RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES IN A NUTSHELL
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    > Catholicism: If **** happens, I deserve it.
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    > Protestantism: **** won't happen if I work harder..
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    > Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to me?
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    > Buddhism: When **** happens, is it really ****?
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    > Islam: If **** happens, take a hostage.
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    > Hinduism: This **** happened before
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    > Hare Krishna: **** happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
    >
    > Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****.


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    #2
    BEAT
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    luv it! :D


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    #3
    xern
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    excellent!


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    #4
    Karma
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    Our unoffical one for where I used to work before "Das Golden Boot!" from Phoenix in dubland.

    "Phoenixism, Same S%*t, different day"


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    #5
    DiscoStu
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    You forgot one

    Atheism - **** doesn't exist


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    #6
    OLDYELLAR
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    haha lol


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
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    And Agnostics, Does this **** exist ?


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    #8
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    haha , there all well class lads!


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