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Ridiculous jokes :)

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  • 27-07-2002 4:17pm
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    A$$A$$IN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭


    Joke 1: Two cows standing in a field,

    Cow1: MOOOO!!!

    Cow2: Damn i was gonna say that!

    Joke2:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    He was dead
    Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
    He was holdin his hand.
    Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
    He thought it was a game.
    Why did the tree fall over?
    Thought it was a monkey.
    Why did the elephant fall over?
    Fell over the tree:rolleyes:

    Joke3:Whats 5ft tall and white?
    A fridge.

    Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
    A fridge wearing a denim jacket:p

    Joke4:Two sausages in a frying one sausage says "jesus its awful hot in here" second sausage says "aaahhhh a talking sausage"


    I would like to thank my brother for bringing this idiocy to my attention:(


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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Originally posted by A$$A$$IN



    Joke4:Two sausages in a frying one sausage says "jesus its awful hot in here" second sausage says "aaahhhh a talking sausage"


    Funniest joke ever...


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    three
    Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭three


    Very funny


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    Mistakill
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    Whats pink and fluffy?
    Pink Fluff


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    Dave
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    Whats blue and fluffy?

    Pink fluff holding it's breath.


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Two cows in a field

    Cow 1 "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease"

    Cow 2 "Well I don't need to worry, I'm a daffodil"

    What did {insert maniacal dictators name here} say to his men before they got into their tanks ?

    Get into your tanks men.


    Yesss going downhill fast.


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    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    Two cows in a field

    Cow 1 "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease"

    Cow 2 "Well I don't need to worry, I'm a daffodil"

    lol, now thats so stupid i couldn't stop laughing


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