20 ways to tell someone their fly is undone

cujimmy

20 The cucumber has left the salad.

19 I can see the gun of Navarone.

18 Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17 You've got Windows on your laptop.

16 Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15 Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14 Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12 Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11 Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10 Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8 Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7 The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6 Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5 You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4 Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3 You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.

2 I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped..

1 Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis

The Gopher

And the best reply is
"Ah,not to worry.The cage might be open but the beast is asleep"Jim Royle
"Beast my arse!"Barbara:D

phaxx

Security breach at Los Pantaloons.

BKtje

rofl love em
/me is gonna see if he can use em sometime

Mossy Monk

i wish someone would of said one of those to me today. how embarrassing :mad:

T4-DEMON

How about "Your fly is undone"?