Warning of Evil Scheme

Asuka

Was this International Relations? We had some fun in that class a couple of years ago... Iraq (me) and whatever country Peter Moynihan was (US maybe) started a fast food joint specialising in 'kurd-burgers'... I think it was called KFK (you can guess what that stands for).

International History was more fun from a sheer ridiculousness point of view. We had a mock League of Nations, in which I was Hitler and I got together with the UK and the US to form the 'Empire', and began the creation of the ultimate weapon, which we originally called the 'Death Star'. Pity about that lightsabre killing me

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lordsippa

All I know was that in 99 the IR group supposedly ended up destroying all the world except china i think <or japan>... either way it was the place my friend was leading and it was spared simply because he made pacts with everyone. Bastard.

Declan L.

how much would 1 of these suicide chickens cost? so theres 1.39 billion chickens in china! god, there must be absolutely no form of sexual frustratino, i mean................uh..............uh...........uh, oh look a distraction! Behind you! (the sound of me running away)

Declan L.

Sorry my last post ment 2 say "frustration" not "frustratino"!!!!!!
Damn my inability 2 type, Damn it all to Hell!!!!!!!!!

Green Hand Guy

Hmmmm. Frustratino. Sounds like some kind of mob boss or a type of biscuit. I like it.

lordsippa

sounds like a pasta.

Green Hand Guy

Heya Gino. Giva the kid a plate ada frustratino witha soma spaghetti, hah?

Shoeless Ailbhe

Frustinato.......... trust you declando! Anyway, i think its great that IR is continuing on the boards, me wonders is george on the boards...... he'd ve very hurt if he read this stuff..... oh wait, no, he's dead inside, isn't he? So, yeah, peter did talk about the session 1 class a bit. He gave the lads in our class those tips about gettin girld through sympathy.... no wonder he's not married.... the 3 girls in our class refuted them completely! But it was a laugh. I think Dayo was the one who was more obsessed with you though. She told us some stories, and kept comparing us to ye. But i don't remember any names, damn it!

Anyway, i meant to come on and just say that i though i joined chimeristan too..... in fact pretty much the whole class did. But we couldn't incorporate evry country's names into the name, so it remained Chimeristan...... correct me if i'm wrong.

Russia kicks ass............ when u know how to use it!!!!!!!

Barry Aldwell

Dumb people I've gotta kill today

1:Conor. For being over zealous.
2:George. For being George.
3:That guy. You know him, he always wore a shirt. For fun.
4:George Bush (both of them). For lack of wars.

I'll add more when I think of them.

Declan L.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz Ailbhe! Can you not even spell frustratino™ (yes it's my word forever!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!)

Anyway Chimeristan was going to admit all other countries to make "Great Saudi Chimeristanssianceeyyaiaealptaqpan"
Chi/meri/stan/ssia/nce/ey/ya/ia/eal/pt

Made From China, America, Afghanistan & Pakistan, Russia, france, turkey, libya, india, israel, egypt, iraq, & japan (that's all i think)

but for reasons of lack of effort, we didnt bother.

Shoeless Ailbhe

I'm sorry.

Anyway, that's very hard to pronounce. We should call ours country something simpler. Ideas anyone???

I'm selling islands, btw.

Barry Aldwell

Israel would like some of that action. We need space for our Palestinian death cam...............I mean happy camps. We'll give you 1 million American supplied M16s per 100 square miles.

Also, expect mass embarassment soon as I've actually got up off my arse and started making the site proper. It is of poor quality, but I'm supposed to be on holidays and I average 5 hours of sleep a night.

"Hey Giovanni, geta the ugly kid a pile a da red crap and some frustratino!"

Green Hand Guy

Maybe you can get some frustratino in the cafetorium™.

Barry Aldwell

Maybe the paedopapacopronecrophiliac™ will give you some frustratino in the cafetorium.