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Cigarette Warning

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  • 29-07-2002 3:50pm
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    BEAT
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    Recnt canadian govt. research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage!
    Maybe the warning on the cig. pack should be updated to reflect this new information:

    --warning: these cigarettes are king size--how about you?
    --warning: smoking sections in restaurants arnt the only things getting smaller
    --warning: smoke rises, but you may not.
    --warning: second hand smoke can be harmful to children- that is...if you're capable of conceiving any.
    --warning: cigarettes get shorter the more you puff-- so do you.
    --warning: how can you enjoy a amoke afterwards, if there's no before?
    --warning: dont throw lit cigarettes in the urinal--you might not have the range to put them out!


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