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In response to the dumb blonde jokes :)

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  • 29-07-2002 7:23pm
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    Qualm
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    After careful consideration and endless debate the perfect man has finally been named:

    MR. POTATO HEAD!

    He's tan! He's cute! He knows the importance of accessorizing.
    And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face

    How to Impress a Woman
    Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
    Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
    Smile at her, Laugh with her,
    Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

    How to Impress a Man
    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.

    And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
    She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
    And so it was done, and it was good.
    Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
    And God created man.


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