PlaneJoke

simon_partridge · 30-07-2002 1:42pm #1

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jerseyman are flying on a plane to New York. The Englishman looks down and says "Oh look, there's England...". A while later the Scotsman looks down and says "Oh look, there's Scotland...". Unfortunately for the Jerseyman, however, he can't see his country so he takes off his pullover, chucks it out of the window and says "Oh look, there's Jersey..."

stevoslice · 30-07-2002 2:05pm

,

and

y2jLuDo · 30-07-2002 2:48pm

now thats comedy!!!
Oh no,hang on, i dont get it.

simon_partridge · 30-07-2002 3:15pm

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are flying on a plane to New York. The Englishman looks down and says "Oh look, there's England...". A while later the Scotsman looks down and says "Oh look, there's Scotland...". Unfortunately for the Chinese man, however, he can't see his country so he picks up his tea-cup, chucks it out of the window and says "Oh look, there's China..."

Rabies · 30-07-2002 3:49pm

stop with the bad jokes

bad jokes make baby jesus cry

darthmise · 30-07-2002 3:58pm

Simon Partridge, from this day forth you shall forever in my mind be the King of The Bad Joke.

cujimmy · 30-07-2002 4:54pm

for fu*ks sake

Aspro · 30-07-2002 5:09pm

An Englishman, a Glaswegian and simon_partridge are flying on a plane to New York. The Englishman looks down and says "Oh look, there's England...".
A while later the Glaswegian throws simon_partridge out the window and says "Oh look, there's Dykehead".

Yes, it's a real place