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I say, I say, I say

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  • 30-07-2002 3:29pm
    #1
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭


    Man 1: My wife's gone to the West Indies...
    Man 2: Jamaica?
    Man 1: No, she went of her own accord.

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    Man 1: My wife's gone to Indonesia...
    Man 2: Jakarta?
    Man 1: No, she went by plane.

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    On a London Underground train
    Man 1: Is this Cockfosters?
    Man 2: No, it's mine, get off!

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    Man 1: My wife went to a world summit last year...
    Man 2: Genoa?
    Man 1: Of course I bloody do, she's my wife!


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    #2
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    :rolleyes:


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    #3
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Simon.

    Advice.

    Stop posting bad jokes.

    That is all.


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