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Classic Chat Up Lines

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  • 30-07-2002 10:46pm
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    You Probably have heard some of these before but here goes:

    1. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one chatting to you.

    2. Guy: Would You Like to Dance?
    Girl: I wouldn't dance with you
    Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said You look fat in that dress!

    3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    4. I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?

    5. You might not be the best looking woman here, but beauty is only a Light switch away.

    6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

    7. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it!

    8. Hi, I'm a Necropheliac, how good are you at playing dead?

    9. Guy: Fancy coming back to my place girls and playing War games?
    Girls: What's War games?
    Guy: It's simple I lie on my back and both of you blow the **** out of me!

    10. Your eyes are like spanners, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten!

    11. If you are going to regret this in the morning we can sleep till noon!

    12. Here's 20p, call your mother you've pulled!

    13. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

    14. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room!


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    #2
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    haha yeah there good alrigt , but me hates that 20p one grrr


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    #3
    DapperGent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    I got a load of similar ones before my absolute favorite one was

    Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

    Woman: Thats why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Really? I hear it was because everyone there called you a fat slut.


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    #4
    Magic Monkey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Magic Monkey


    "You've the whitest teeth I'd ever want to come across" :D


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    #5
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Originally posted by Magic Monkey
    "You've the whitest teeth I'd ever want to come across" :D

    hahaha :D good 'un


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    #6
    LoBo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭LoBo


    here's one I think is pretty funny

    Man: what's the difference between a McDonalds Happy Meal and a blowjob?
    Woman: I don't know
    Man: want to join me for lunch?


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    #7
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    d`ya come here often?


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