MothJoke

simon_partridge

A woman is in bed having extramarital sex with a bloke, when her husband comes home unexpectedly. Surprised, the bloke leaps out of bed and into the shower. The husband walks into the bedroom, and the wife says "I'm all naked for you dear, leap into bed now please". "Ooh yes," exclaims the husband, "I've had a long day at the office though so I'll just take a shower first".

He walks into the shower, and is rather shocked to find the naked bloke standing there, clapping his hands in random places over his head. "Ah, don't mind me," says the bloke, "I'm from the insect control unit - you've got an outbreak of particularly vicious fabric-eating moths in here".

"So why are you wearing no clothes?" asks the husband, suspecting foul-play. The bloke looks down in mock-amazement and says "Well, the little buggers!"

Rabies

oh dear god :rolleyes:

simon_partridge

Originally posted by Rabies
oh dear god :rolleyes:

Well I never, I detect discrimination here. When post people on this board post an "average" joke, everyone goes "tee hee" or "v. funny" or whatever, whereas with mine they just exclaim to the deity no matter what it is. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

Dr. Loon

Actually I think that's a wicked joke

Rabies

Originally posted by simon_partridge
Well I never, I detect discrimination here. When post people on this board post an "average" joke, everyone goes "tee hee" or "v. funny" or whatever, whereas with mine they just exclaim to the deity no matter what it is. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

oh dear god :rolleyes:

that was my opinion. sorry if you feel discriminated against but that plane joke was really bad. you have to admit that yourself.

maybe you just have a differench sense of humour to everyone else. that could be a good thing or a bad thing.

Dr Loon liked your joke. so its possible all is not lost.

loads of other people could have liked it also but didnt comment.

phreak

no comment...

bozzie

in the words of maud flanders
"will some one please think of the children"

Ruaidhri

Originally posted by bozzie
"will some one please think of the children"

hey i think of them all the time

good 'un (but i'm still groaning )

Thanx 4 The Fish

Dr Loon liked your joke. so its possible all is not lost.

Gotta look at the evidence though. In my experience Doctors don't have the best SOH and Loons will laugh at most anything...

I did like it too, but who listens to what a fish has gotta say ?

Yes unfortunately for you Mr. Partridge, all is lost.

sceptre

Old but class

BKtje

it brought a chuckle tbh

cujimmy

No sorry but as jokes go its pretty bad

Chowmein

Not too bad, made me chuckle