Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Things To Never Say To A Cop

Options
  • 01-08-2002 1:12pm
    #1
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭


    >>
    >>THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    >>(OK in Texas)
    >>
    >>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
    >>plugged in.
    >>
    >>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    >>
    >>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
    >>Good job!
    >>
    >>
    >>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    >>
    >>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
    >>be a police officer.
    >>
    >>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    >>
    >>8. I pay your salary!
    >>
    >>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
    >>warning, too!
    >>
    >>
    >>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
    >>does.
    >>
    >>
    >>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
    >>other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    >>
    >>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
    >>been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer
    >>your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    stormkeeper
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭stormkeeper


    I'd really love to see someone say one of these irl, just to see how fast the cop would nick the poor bastard who said them :p


  • Options
    #3
    [nicK]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭[nicK]


    haha - "thought cops had to be in relatively good physical condition" - great stuff :D


  • Options
    #4
    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    http://www.robhoran.com/videos/Video_Play.asp?Video_ID=257


  • Options
    #5
    Harmo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Harmo


    LOL that cop beating the $hite out of that fella was the best :D


  • Options
    #6
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ya, heh, it was funny...but funnier the first time it was posted, oh about a week ago . ;)


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Originally posted by BEAT
    ya, heh, it was funny...but funnier the first time it was posted, oh about a week ago . ;)

    Thing is, it was there about a year ago (don't quote me on that, k?). Only posted it because it's related in someway :)


  • Options
    #8
    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Originally posted by OLDYELLAR
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    Ah, yes. The old
    "Do you know what speed you were doing sir?"
    "Isn't it your job to tell me, you lazy boor?"


  • Options
    #9
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Originally posted by OLDYELLAR
    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    i wouldn't mind saying that to some of the cops around here to see if they'd laugh. some of them act like Nazis in a very bad mood :(


Advertisement