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A joke

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  • 01-08-2002 1:36pm
    #1
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭


    Mind-your-own-business, Manners and Trouble are out walking in the woods one day, when Trouble gets lost. So Mind-your-own-business and Manners go to the police station. Manners waits outside, while Mind-your-own-business goes in.

    "Name, please?" says the officer
    "Mind-your-own-business," says Mind-your-own-business.

    "Where are your manners?!" asks the officer;
    "Outside on the doorstep," replies Mind-your-own-business.

    "Are you looking for trouble?!" says the officer;
    "Well I am, as a matter of fact, how did you know?" says Mind-your-own-business! :):):)


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    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,514 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Next time I see the following.....

    Humour - A joke - simon_partridge

    .... on the front page, I'm going to make a point of IGNORING it!

    Jesus, Simon - throw away the "Book of Jokes for 4 year olds", would you ?? :rolleyes:

    - Dave.


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    #3
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    LOL

    i didnt want to be first to comment. thanks Tmb

    "Book of Jokes for 4 year olds" :p

    poor simon_partridge is getting a right roasting this week with his humour posts :D


    simon_partridge, just curious, how old are you ??
    it might explain your UNIQUE humour tastes :)


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    #4
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭simon_partridge


    Well to be honest, I've always thought this one a little crap myself but I had a friend when I was a kid who thought it was really hilarious so, knowing there are some strange people who like it, I thought I'd post it.

    I'm desperate to be a funny man but don't know any good jokes. Oh well :eek:


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Next time I get a good one, I'll PM ya with it then ya can post it and be "The Dude".


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    #6
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    F**k off, sh*t and manners where racing down the road on moterbikes when sh*t fell off, manners got off to help him up, but f**k off raced on. When f**k off was stopped by a policeman and was asked his name he replied 'f**k off', the policeman says 'wheres your manners?' so he replies 'half way down the road picking up sh*t'


    Tis just as bad but i found it funny when i was about 6 :)


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    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    pugsley man , i heard that joke bout 6 years ago and i still laugh at it hahah!


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    #8
    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    where do you get all your "jokes" simon


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    #9
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    That was pure sh1te so it was wee man


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