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Mistakill

I found this hilarious when i read so forgive me if you dont find it amusing.

<whitewashman> mistakill, whats oyur favourite subject?
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<Mistakill> englich
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<Mistakill> whats yours
<Mistakill> or are you at school?
<whitewashman> yes, im at school
<whitewashman> mine is RE
<Mistakill> religion
<Mistakill> ?
<whitewashman> yes
<Occy> Rectal engineering
<whitewashman> i like to learn about jesus
<Mistakill> lol
<Mistakill> rofl
<Occy> well, catholicism has become rectal engineering recently in all fairness

Its also of mIRC (forgot to mention that)

Samson

Yeah, that's hilarious.
:rolleyes:

phreak

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:rolleyes:

wasn't very funny first time round

BEAT

I thought it was pretty funny

Mercury_Tilt

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Lenny

As it happens I am quite depressed.

True

Are people trying to push me over the edge?

Maybe

Im thinking so.

I think so too.

Its a conspiracythingie.

Your on a need to know basis.

Mercury_Tilt

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BEAT

lenny de loom---oj same person? did anyone else catch that?

Mercury_Tilt

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Lenny

Originally posted by BEAT
lenny de loom---oj same person? did anyone else catch that?

What yea talking about?
Don't quite understand what you mean..

One of us is at home.........

The other is on page 19 of 24.

Thats me I take it at home.. I'm waiting for it to stop rainging tis ****ing pissing out, :mad:

Lenny

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt

Its an "in" joke. We have these things at work called "Lenny Moments". Bit like the irc quotes on yorema.

We also have Dave the donkey moments,
Were he goes on about telling us his bad experience's with women(Hairy arm pits and likes:p)

Dave

<whitewashman> mistakill, whats oyur favourite subject?
<Mistakill> englich

kind of ironic or something that?

Pepe LeFrits

I have much more amusing logs of this conversation:

17:10:56 <whitewashman> you know mistakill, ive never respected you as an online persona
17:11:11 <Mistakill> Hah?
17:11:19 <Mistakill> why?
17:11:36 <whitewashman> dunno, i always just reckon your a ****

17:16:45 <whitewashman> hey mistakill, you enjoying your summer holidays?
17:17:04 <Mistakill> no why you ask?
17:17:16 <whitewashman> coz i wanted to know and i was hoping you werent

17:19:35 <Mistakill> you are rubber........
17:19:44 <Mistakill> or somthing to that effect
17:19:47 <whitewashman> have you ever hada girlfriend
17:20:41 <Mistakill> i think the real question here is do monkeys think rationaly
17:21:06 <whitewashman> i'll take that as a no
17:21:19 <whitewashman> and dont try to appear older by posing sureal questions
17:21:32 <whitewashman> have you ever had a girlfriend
17:21:34 <whitewashman> ?
17:21:38 <Mistakill> im 15 if you must no
17:21:48 <Mistakill> no i havnt
17:21:51 <whitewashman> did i ask you your age?
17:22:05 <Mistakill> asl?
17:22:17 <whitewashman> so, youre 15 and youve never had a girlfriend
17:22:21 <Mistakill> no
17:22:25 <whitewashman> and never been kissed either
17:22:30 <Mistakill> yes
17:22:34 <Mistakill> i have
17:22:36 <whitewashman> i bet you **** every day though dont you
17:22:44 <whitewashman> at least twice
17:22:51 <whitewashman> or 5 or 6 times if youre bored
17:23:00 <Mistakill> don t you?
17:23:04 <whitewashman> too busy
17:23:08 <whitewashman> who did you kiss?
17:23:19 <Mistakill> a gurly wurly
17:23:26 <whitewashman> what was her name?
17:23:30 <Mistakill> Patricia
17:23:41 <whitewashman> i bet she doesn talk to you anymore does she
17:23:45 <Mistakill> whyu the questions you ask?

17:32:03 <whitewashman> so tell me about this patricia again
17:32:05 <whitewashman> what age is she?
17:32:38 <whitewashman> ?
17:32:48 <Mistakill> stop ascking me questions
17:32:55 <whitewashman> why?
17:33:07 <Mistakill> its ****ing annoying what are yah? 2 years old?
17:33:15 <whitewashman> nearly
17:33:22 <whitewashman> i want to know about you and this girl
17:33:26 <Mistakill> 1 and a 1/2 then
17:33:28 <whitewashman> is she the only one youve ever kissed?
17:33:46 <whitewashman> did you trip over and brush lips by accident?
17:33:56 <Mistakill> talk to the hand
17:34:15 <whitewashman> did you use your tongue?
17:34:23 <Mistakill> ewwwww......
17:34:32 <Mistakill> exchange of bodily fluids
17:34:57 <Shinji> yeah, girls are icky, right Mistakill?

17:38:26 <whitewashman> do you reckon any gurls have ever had a wnk thinking about you?
17:38:37 <whitewashman> ah regi, youre so mean
17:38:40 <Mistakill> girls ****?
17:38:48 <whitewashman> course they do
17:38:59 <whitewashman> does that make you horny?
17:39:08 <Mistakill> sort of yeah

and so on and so on

OLDYELLAR

lol thats funny alright

phreak

lol, kaids logs are way better.
rofl at mistakill

zAbbo

<Mistakill> girls ****?
<whitewashman> course they do
<whitewashman> does that make you horny?
<Mistakill> sort of yeah

rofl

Shiminay

HAAHAAHAAA - I was about to quote the same bit Baz - that's some funny stuff

Fear not young Master Coleman, you shall discover a lot more things about women that you never thought possible in the next couple of years

Rabies

17:38:26 <whitewashman> do you reckon any gurls have ever had a wnk thinking about you?
17:38:37 <whitewashman> ah regi, youre so mean
17:38:40 <Mistakill> girls ****?
17:38:48 <whitewashman> course they do
17:38:59 <whitewashman> does that make you horny?
17:39:08 <Mistakill> sort of yeah

def the best bit in the post

great post kaids
that will keep me laughing all morning.

darthmise

Its not really that funy, the lad is only 15. Its a bit ****ty actually.

DapperGent

My you can bully people online from the safety of your own home now? Isn't de modern tinternet a wonder?

Borzoi

Just goes to show, it's not only 15 yr olds who have a lot of growing up to do

WhiteWashMan

yeah, that wwman is a right cúnt altogether.

BEAT

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
yeah, that wwman is a right cúnt altogether.

ya, something should be done about him...*

Rofl

Mercury_Tilt

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DapperGent

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
yeah, that wwman is a right cúnt altogether.

Mercury_Tilt

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Borzoi

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt


Those 14 yr olds are getting on my tits too.

I wonder is that illegal:)

DapperGent

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Can I just add ...as I am in great pain.....

There are some humourless fuknuts around boards.


Or just fuknuts.


Or just knuts.

What about kniggets? You forgot them.

sceptre

Originally posted by DapperGent


What about kniggets? You forgot them.

Your father smell of elderberries too?

DapperGent

Originally posted by sceptre


Your father smell of elderberries too?

Ni!