18th B.Day Gift Ideas

Kappar · 04-08-2002 12:19pm #1

I am trying to think of a a gift for a friend who's haveing an 18th birthday soon. I don't want to just give her cash or something normal. I was thinking of something along the lines of Getting a star named after her (I know, SCAM) or getting her the Karma Sutra

but I don't know.

Any one got any ideas?

Robbo · 04-08-2002 1:43pm

Any multiple of 567 ml of the beverage of their choice.

Kappar · 04-08-2002 2:34pm

Originally posted by Robbo
Any multiple of 567 ml of the beverage of their choice.

I taught about that, and it's a good one but i will be getting her some on the night so.

I think that aswell as a gift I shall make a CD with a collection of songs thta suit I am going to put Thin Lizzy's 'Sarah' because you guessed it that's her name, can anyone else think of other songs that i might be able to add songs about turning 18 or bithday songs, songs with 'Sarah' in them etc please let me know.

Dont be at yourself · 04-08-2002 3:02pm

The Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Everyday

beardedchicken · 04-08-2002 4:11pm

i know two with 17 in them if that helps?:
"when i was seventeen.......it was a very good year.."
"i learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens....."

then of course, there's that abysmal bryan adams song "18 til i die"

po0k · 04-08-2002 5:16pm

Buy them a piece of the moon.

then get them soooo loaded they actually think that they can drive themselves to their new property to inspect the cheese harvest.

Kappar · 04-08-2002 7:19pm

Originally posted by SyxPak
Buy them a piece of the moon.

then get them soooo loaded they actually think that they can drive themselves to their new property to inspect the cheese harvest.

I taught about that, for anyone wishing to buy land on the moon visit http://www.moonestates.com/, I can imagine this one beliveing she can visit her new property without filling her with drink!:D

Caesar_Bojangle · 04-08-2002 8:24pm

No one owns the moon or stars so whats the point in buying a piece of land or a shiny light when they dont have any more right to sell you it than myself or beardedchicken. So no matter how man certifcates you produce to the moon man saying you own the moon so get your teensy purple ass back to blisstonia and off my moon, he just tell you to *&^$ (" or in english fLlck off.

buy her a book on learning pujunan (a penutian language spoken by the Maidu people who are basically north american indians) or a book on entering womanhood alternatively some cds, clothes voucher, food stamps, coupons for tesco or kinky underwear and make sure she models it after a few bottles of pure vodka.

deco · 06-08-2002 3:47am

Just buy them a high powered sniper rifle and "The Catcher in the Rye" and see what happens next.....

Wook · 06-08-2002 7:45am

Originally posted by deco
Just buy them a high powered sniper rifle and "The Catcher in the Rye" and see what happens next.....

hehe good call !

Ruaidhri · 06-08-2002 9:57am

furry handcuffs?body chocolate? package them together and make her open them in the pub

also: a bottle of Absinthe?
rohypnol? (just to show her you care

)
pre-rolled cones?(if you dont know what i'm on about dont ask)
some sweet release? (www.sweetrelease.com)

Kappar · 06-08-2002 6:14pm

furry handcuffs?body chocolate? package them together and make her open them in the pub
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I can't Imagine her face if i did that

rohypnol? (just to show her you care )

You sick f'er

pre-rolled cones?(if you dont know what i'm on about dont ask)

I think i have an Idea, A Maddona Bra

some sweet release? (www.sweetrelease.com)

I have never seen that b4 but i like it

18th B.Day Gift Ideas

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