How does Bertie end cabinet meetings

cujimmy

I was intrigued by recent reports of Tony Blair's recurring attempts at matey jocularity. For, as a top civil servant revealed during his retirement speech, the prime minister invariably ends cabinet meetings in one of three ways. Sometimes President Blair concludes matters with a Bugs Bunny-style sign-off - "That's all, folks!" Occasionally, he wraps things up with the more aspirational "Onwards and upwards!" Or on days when a more macho approach is required, the PM dismisses the troops with a brusque euphemism: "Go forth and multiply!"

Which leads me to naturally speculate as to whether Bertie adopts a similar strategy for finishing cabinet get-togethers and if so what do you think he might say. I imagine it might be "All right lads are yeas going for a pint"

Any one else got any thoughts / ideas

Lump

[Humour] "What this meeting has been on for 10 minutes.... get the **** out of my office and let me go back to backing horses..... whats that about the Country....... shag the country, I'll get around to it when my summer break of 6 months is over. Now get out. Hi Celia darning *Sucky Sucky*??" [/Humour}



John

The Gopher

Classic LOL one Lump!:D Deadly signature too as is yours Cujimmy:) The boards members sigs had gone a bit stale lately but were having a good revival:cool:
Anyway,Im gone off topic........

Ajnag

"well ah lads, eh de meeting is over, and ah, be shure to drop de evelopes with de secatary, and ah dats all folks"


ever read berties diary in pheonix , its f'in class

mike65

Originally posted by cujimmy
Which leads me to naturally speculate as to whether Bertie adopts a similar strategy for finishing cabinet get-togethers and if so what do you think he might say. I imagine it might be "All right lads are yeas going for a pint"

Any one else got any thoughts / ideas

Jesus, dats scary. Dose are exacty the words that came to mind when I read de threadline.

Mike.

Slutmonkey57b

"Ah, sure, it'll work itself out lads."

This of course presumes that the Irish cabinet actually MEETS.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Prob something like,

"see yiz later lads, and remember if anything goes wrong balme Haughey"

The Gopher

"Violence in the North?Big swingin mickey-i dont even own it so what do i care!Irelands streets are getting violent?Dont give a fu*k-I only have to walk down those streets once every few years at election time to kiss babies and look like loveable old uncle Bertie.Ah sure Im a great football fan,despite the fact i waited until the last 2 minutes to attempt to get Roy back on the team and wasnt arsed until the prssure built to get Irish soccer free to air.Why should i care-i can well afford sky sports!Anyway lads,Im off for st paddys day in New York.You must think im mad if im gonna appear at Dublins one.Too many people who arent american at that one."

s10

ok which one of yehs have the origional ansbacker accounts book
, i wanna swop & im fresh outa tipex

Any1 for any 2nd hand ideas

i put forward the elevator that goes no where
since you guys got the uneven railway bridge &
the city bypass truck tunnel thats can't take trucks

leeroybrown

Someone has to ask the question ...

Do they actually have meetings?

s10

doubt it , only to discuss which statue to dig up & repace with similar but more expensive statue ,


should be televised like sky interactive ,
to eletricute bertie hit the red button now
swweeet
i wanna start a revolution
this place is gettin more n more like the simpsons episode
with the solar powered train

Ruaidhri

more like a "lads,they'll never find out,ok?" or a "are ye with me on this one?"