Well... *I* saw this coming

Hat Girl

you sound remarkably happy to face death....perhaps a career as a suicide bomber is your destiny?
I'm not joking by the way, about killing you....
(mwahahahaha....i will eat your liver!)

purplepolkadot

awww, poor bob. maybe i could join in with Theresa of the hat (not that i know you) and make you REALLY happy

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yay! Lisa, and Theresa, and me being happy. Oh lord the possibilities. And no Theresa, I won't touch your hat. Ever. I might take it's virginity though. Is it still a virgin?

Hat Girl

YES YES COME JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teeheeheeheeheeheehee
oh god, am disgustingly needy of love and affection.

help!

Hat Girl

the hat is virgin-like and pure.
innocent and chaste.
alot like me, really.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Maybe I shall leave your hat pure, it seems to enjoy life that way. Out of curiousity, what does this magical hat look like?

Hat Girl

its in a league of its own.
just wait and see.
or else ask someone else from sesh2 2002.
they all know the hat.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

A league of it's own you say? Excellent. I shall endeavour to find a description of this magical hat. Where's Neil when you need him? Here Neil ... here boy ...

Hat Girl

baaa
me likes your mind, orangeRhino!
hahahahahaha
i must meet you some time....if i haven't already done so?
(apologies: memory like sieve)

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I don't think I've met you yet, I was at the reunion on Friday for a while but I don't recall being introduced to a Theresa. Damn, we shall meet soon enough I suppose.

Oh, and you better wear your blue hat when you meet me! I told ya I'd find out what it was like. I know "blue" isn't a great description, but still.

Crash

Originally posted by Hat Girl
the hat is virgin-like and pure.
innocent and chaste.
alot like me, really.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHAHA*splutter*AHAHAHAHAAHAHA*fall over dead still laughing*

Sorry Theresa

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Theresa, we have definetely not met. I saw a picture of you, and your hat (thank Neil for that one) and I definetely would have remembered meeting you, your hat and your sexy eyes. Indeedly.

Oh, and now I know that you weren't there on Friday aswell because your in France ... I forgot about that. All the same.

Hat Girl

NEIL!!!!! stop ruining my methods of confusion!! if bob is happy to think of me as innocent, pure and virgin-like, then leave him content in his ignorance!!!!!!
no really...i AM pure..kinda...
hum.
x
t

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

So I take it you aren't particularly pure? Either way, works for me.

Hat Girl

maybe you should talk to neil..or else read the thread called
'i fought the law...' coz in it is one of my stories of non-chastity

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Oh Neil has told me of your non-purity, no specifics but "met", "nearly", "every", "guy" and "campus" were used in the same sentence.

Hat Girl

no! he speaks lies! LLLLIEEEESSSSS!!!!!
i met 15/16 people on last night for slut race, and only had 3 boyfriends...one for each week, you see.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

/me ponders, why the hell wasn't I there for the last night of session 2?

Ah well, fair play to ya anyway.

Hat Girl

fair play? hmmm i suppose thats an acceptable response...
the chastity claims are perhaps a wee tad lame at this stage.
now you know of my exploits (well...you know enough!)
i cant feign innocence anymore...damn!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Fair play, of course it's a good response. Some girls would either not meet that many people* or would deny it. You on the other hand, are cool.

* Granted, some girls aren't pretty enough to score that many people. You are though honey.

Hat Girl

why lie when the truth will set you free!
FREEEEEEE!!!
eeek am scarily hyperish

Hat Girl

calm now.... what picture DID you see of me bob?
it must have been good.
i suppose i have no soul now.
cameras take your soul, you know.
they do.
yak.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I don't think they take it, they just borrow it. It's safe for them to borrow it, but if the donkeys got hold of the camera's stash of souls then all hell would break loose. Which is why the lemurs protect the soul stash.

Oh, and I saw a pic of you with your hat and some glasses and another accessory commonly referred to as a guy. I do believe the phrase I describe was draping yourself over him. He was wearing an Irish rugby jersey.

Hat Girl

that was chris. i wanted to score him but unfortunately he had a girlfriend. goddammit! that was the only photo i posed for and thats why i am 'draped over' him.
everyone does that in photos.
i'm sad now.
yak.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I like people being draped over me, even if it's a guy and / or there is no chance of me scoring her. (Like it is with pretty much every girl on the face of the planet.) It's just fun having people draped over you, even as friends. Don't be sad ... be happyyyyyyyyyyyy! Wheeeeee yay!

Hat Girl

happy happy happy!
popping candy is fun!
my tonsils are lap dancing!
i am lap dancing!
the world is a strange and secretive place, my dear.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Theresa is lap dancing! Hooooooooray!

*looks at empty lap*

Ah feck.

Hat Girl

theresa is tired from over gyration/butt rolls....
give me some candy!
sugar is good!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Ah feck it anyway. The Chastitute is a great play. Mick Lally rocks.

Anyway, sugar you say? I have Fedex'ed one kilogram of the white gold to:

Theresa the Sexy Prisioner,
The Evil Cat Lovers Hideout,
Anti-Donkey Road,
Hell (a.k.a. France)


Enjoy!

Hat Girl

freaky...
the french chick came throgh the door just now with a plastic bag full, i mean FULL of sugary sweets!
i told them i was hypoglycemic i an attempt to get sugar, and now they feed me sweets! lots and lots!
i hate them less!
yay!
sugar!!!!!