Monkey Joke

Johnny_the_fox

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,
grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats
everything in sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue
ball and stuff".

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Monkey
ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again.
While the! man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on
the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. The
bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?"

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!"
said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he
measures everything first."

irishman_abroad

rofl

phaxx

Ahaha.. excellent!

phreak

rofl

Harmo

lol very good

Big Chief

loooool classic!

( sorry for topping, done a search for "monkey" on humour board and this came up, didnt wanna repost, so felt like topping as one of the best ive seen on this board in a while )

Pugsley

rofl! that had to hurt.

Tyrrial

hee hee.... dumb monkey

Acidflash

excellent

DRakE

best
joke
ever.

hells angels

lol thats a good 1...:D