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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    was up early as a DAMN CAT was walking on me while i slept and i woke up screaming and ranting much to the confusion/derision
    of the french girl i sleep with.
    i despise cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Ah, so your hate of cats has been nothing but boosted due to your stay with the cat loving French? Interesting. Or not. But hey, the donkeys (and their second class mules) will soon rule the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    this french family are particularly feckin cat lovin.
    i think they are in a league with the dark lord of the underworld.
    no, not sven.
    i meant the devil, god damn you all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    All of the French are in league with the devil. Although the cat loving ones are particularly heinous. I say we round up the French lads and circumsize 'em all, using a blowtorch, whilst intoxicated. With no anaesthetic. (How the hell do you spell that word?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    mmmm...france and finland will be exterminated when we rule the world together,bob.
    mmmmm
    sugar.
    mmmmm....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Yes. We shall rule with an iron fist, well, an iron first being both of our fists slammed upon an iron table in synchronisation. We will be syncrhonised, syncrhonised! Except only for fist slamming, for everything else we are unique and one of a kind. Except when we become our threesome, Svobesa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    SVENBOESA!
    ALL SHALL GROVEL BEFORE US!!!
    ALL!
    EVEN THE FROGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh dear. have overdone it on the sugar i think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Quite possibly, but I still love ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    now have headache.
    DAMN this hot french weather making me drink copious amounts of wine and prance around half naked!
    its too hot!
    and though sugar is goooood, its got bad after effects for me.
    still i loves it.
    mmm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Headache's are bad.
    Wine is meh.
    Half nakedness is good.
    Nakedness is better.
    The French are evil.
    Sugar is good.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    indeed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    Headache = ur body telling u stop drinkin' wine.
    Prancing = excellent
    Half-naked = even better
    WE WANT PICTURES!!!
    French are ****. Sugar = mmm. NRG. mmm. high. mmmm. sweet. (Drools.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    indeed.
    one suspects alim is passed out over his keyboard at this stage.
    hmmmm....
    hes an odd one, that boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    ur so kind. DAMN.........i shan't say it. i value my liver, my (ahem), and my face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    ah alim sweetie, you know i do love you really.
    dont make an angry face at me!
    :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    hee hee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    How darest thou appear angry at one third of Svobesa. You shall feel the collective wrath of Svobesa!! Indeed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    yay!
    am goddess!
    woop dee woop!
    and now the froggies are kidnapping me.
    i am being thrown, bound and gagged by my ignorance of their frog language, into the back of a white Seat.
    come rescue me bob!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Bob arrives dressed in shining armour, shining armour being navy tracksuit pants, a grey long sleeved tight shirt and a navy tee shirt over that. Bob rescues Theresa and they frolick away, followed by the rejoicing donkeys as they step in between the evil cat carcasses. Bastid cats.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭pretty*monster


    Wow, even a thread about male RAs turns into an excuss to worship Theresa.
    Like we need an excuse.

    I love you Theresa (and I sure as hell amn't the only one)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    WE ALL (99.9% of us) love HAT GIRL.
    now we have to find a male of similar.....adoration


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO VOTED FOR JD (john dunne). WTF is wrong with u people? Looney was weird. JD ROCKED DA APARTMENTS!! VOTE FOR JD.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Yeah, JD was cool like ... but come on, Eoin, Dermot, Stephen, Willie, Seán, Chris and Fergal all rocked just that wee bit more.


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    i think not. mind u i haven't had the experience of their RAship, nor u of JD's. but still. i can't imagine anyone better than JD. if they were/are then they are a higher being


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 610 ✭✭✭article6


    I am surprised that Dermot and Jay didn't kill each other over the duration of the whole thing, just to mention. Now that would have been a deathmatch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    I don't get it. JD was too busy having 'fun' with Riley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 Mbabazi


    Despite the fact that John Dunne is a legend, Looney would kick all the RAs' asses.

    Except Stephen Burke. He has hands like shovels.

    Elaine is freakishly strong too, Nicola would probably batter the crap out of him, Campbell would frighten him with his shirts, so maybe not all the RA's.

    Come to think of it, JD would kill him too.

    The only one he'd kill is Loughnane. Rory that is.

    By the way, the only reason Alim thinks said RA is weird is because said RA had difficulty getting his name right.

    Dermot's normal, everyone else is weird.


  • Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭Aliminator


    Damn Straight Mbabazi!! (on all counts)
    Who are u?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Originally posted by Mbabazi
    Dermot's normal, everyone else is weird.

    Who do you think it is Alim?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    Originally posted by OrangeRhino
    I liked Rory, he was pretty cool. His RA meeting were mad fast aswell, not like that Dermot fella's who's meetings often lasted a good 50 minutes.

    Rory's meeting was super fast because he was super stressed and filled with hatred because of the aforementioned issue :(
    he was SO pissed.Our RA meetings were pretty long most of the time.


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