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the 2nd coming

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  • 14-08-2002 1:28am
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    GoneShootin
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    A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say “Gimme a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant.”
    The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

    The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
    The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”

    “Yes, of course I am paying attention ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came.”


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