Birds And The Bees

Venom

BIRDS AND THE BEES...

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really f*ck, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Aspro

Nice one. Old but nice.
Btw that sig is offensive. I take it you don't know anyone with learning disabilities.

Experience is the great educator

LoBo

and if my mother really was a hamster I'd be offended about your sig? Just recognise what's a joke (albeit a tasteless one) and ignore

Aspro

Your mother IS a hamster, and she's down my pants right now:p

Venom

Btw that sig is offensive. I take it you don't know anyone with learning disabilities.

And I care because?

tman

i guess he was just confusing you with a decent human being.
or he thought you more than 6 years old...

Venom

i guess he was just confusing you with a decent human being.

Oh my,I have been insulted on the internet! How can I ever show my face around here again.

or he thought you more than 6 years old...

Im 7 if you must know.

Pugsley

Venom is argueing over the internet,he must be a retard

Aspro

You win, venom. Oh btw you just validated your own sig.:D
Sucker.

Aspro

Pugsley, you got in before me. No flies on these lads.:D

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Venom
How can I ever show my face around here again.

how could you ever show it before chicken??

Venom

ar·gue Pronunciation Key (ärgy)
v. ar·gued, ar·gu·ing, ar·gues
v. tr.

1.To put forth reasons for or against; debate.

2.To attempt to prove by reasoning; maintain or contend.

3.To give evidence of; indicate.

4.To persuade or influence (another), as by presenting reasons.


What was originally posted by me.......

And I care because? - a question

Oh my,I have been insulted on the internet! How can I ever show my face around here again. - a statement and a question

Im 7 if you must know. - scarcasim


Retard A

Venom is argueing over the internet,he must be a retard

Retard B

You win, venom. Oh btw you just validated your own sig.

Since I havent once tried to debate, persuade, influence, attempt to prove by reasoning or give evidence to prove any points I have posted, I think your posts prove who the real retards are around here.But I will take this time to offer some advice and educate you two alittle.

Try harder next time and maybe pay more attention in english class.

Aspro

1.To put forth reasons for or against; debate.
2.To attempt to prove by reasoning; maintain or contend.

Man, you walked into that one again:D

Venom

Im just trying to educate this less mentaly endowed of you.You fail to understand what I orginanly posted and seemed to jump to a misunderstanding and showed a lack of understanding of the engilish I used in my various responces.

I have yet to disagree over any of the original content Im accused of arguing over but merly tried to explain the meaning of various basic english words you two failed to understand.

Aspro

Since I havent once tried to debate, persuade, influence, attempt to prove by reasoning or give evidence to prove any points I have posted, I think your posts prove who the real retards are around here.

Are you not arguing now that you weren't arguing? I love it.
Sorry mods I know I'm trolling, but my original objection stands.

Venom

Whats there to argue about?

logic1

Originally posted by Aspro


Are you not arguing now that you weren't arguing? I love it.
Sorry mods I know I'm trolling, but my original objection stands.

Haha you capper.

.logic.

irishguy

venom,
you seem very educated and witty for a 7 year old...some how i dont think ur 7 :rolleyes:

superconor

hey im with younse on this, venom, that is a horrible sig. shame on you. >tuts<

Shiminay

Lads - STFU.

That is all.