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Noah's second Ark !!

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  • 16-08-2002 12:45pm
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    Gaz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭


    After Noah built the Ark and survived the Great Flood, God appeared to him and asked him to build another Ark seven decks high. "Another Ark, my Lord? Am I to fill it with 2 of every creature again?". God replied "No, you will fill it with fish". "Ah", said Noah "a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"


    What ??? That was good


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    cactus jack
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    anyone remember the comumbian footballer who knocked them out by scoring an own goal in USA 94 ? well he was shot for less than this.


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    Aspro
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    Unluqué Bastardo


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    BKtje
    Registered Users Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭BKtje


    I think my tool from the tool box woulda been blunt at this stage for the amount of beatings u deserve for these jokes :p


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    I think my tool from the tool box woulda been blunt at this stage for the amount of beatings u deserve for these jokes

    i gotta golf club u can use if u want


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    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Awful
    but I liked it


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    Makaveli
    Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Gotta say I liked it. :)


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    #8
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Oh my god the state of that.



    John


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