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Ghandi

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  • 16-08-2002 1:00pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭


    Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore due to his diet he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as...........


    a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Just when you think they can''t get any worse.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭DiscoStu


    this is the end of civilisation as we know it......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    oh my god the second worst joke ive ever heard (it aint worth repeating the worst one)
    darth homer shame on you;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Ok the one about the multistorey carp park was funny (kinda), but for this one you should be banned for life from the humour board.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 RexLupus


    I think its a great pun.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    Originally posted by Darth Homer
    Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore due to his diet he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as...........


    a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

    does the concept of humour mean anything to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    lol, thats very good word play. clap clap to that who thought of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭frood4t2


    That is so dumb, SO DUMB! I like it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    Well, tbh it's not really good enough for the humour board, but it's a damn good joke :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭Practical


    oh daddy make it stop , MAKE IT GO AWAY !


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