lets have a sing song

Rabies

got this in an email just now, taught it was funny. dont get offended anyone from dublin or farmers.

enjoy



To the tune of Country House by Blur ...

He lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's a culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks, he's a culchie.
He's ugly and smelly with a big flabby belly, he's a culchie."


He lives in a flat, a very small flat, he's a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills, he's a jackeen.
He doesn't do a thing, he wears a sovereign ring, he's a jackeen.
His sisters is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her purse, she's a
jackeen."


She lives in a flat, a health board flat she's from Dublin.
Wears skanky tracksuits, robs stuff from Boots she's from Dublin.
Got 3 girls one boy with daddy in the 'joy she's from Dublin.
Makes ends meet by begging in the street she's from Dublin.

xern

LOL;)

The Apprentice

Rofl .. best one ive heard in a while..

mayhem#

/me likes :-)