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  • 17-08-2002 10:25pm
    #1
    superconor
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    lol, my sis sent this to me in an email......enjoy!



    >A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo (a cuddly
    >toy which laughs when tickled) factory.
    >
    >The Personnel Manger explains her duties and tells her
    >to report to work promptly at 8.00am.
    >
    >The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the
    >Personnel Manager's door. The assembly line foreman
    >comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He
    >says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
    >backing up.
    >
    >The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the
    >factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough,
    >Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of
    >the line is the new employee.
    >
    >She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a big
    >bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
    >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts
    >sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
    >
    >The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically.
    >
    >After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks
    >over to the woman and says "I am sorry, I guess you
    >misunderstood me yesterday, I said, "your job is to
    >give Elmo two test tickles".


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