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paddy and the car

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  • 19-08-2002 11:53am
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    Ruaidhri
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    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.
    Paddy the officer stops them and declares: "It is illegal to put five people in a Quattro. Quattro means four"

    "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
    disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

    "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four.
    You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

    "You idiot!" the Englishmen replies angrily. "Call your supervisor over.
    I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

    "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."


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    tman
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    you've redeemed yourself after that farmer joke.
    nice one:D


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    BKtje
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    rofl
    thats a great one :D


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    NeoSlicerZ
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    LOL!


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    Lump
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    HA HA Nice one.


    John


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    Acidflash
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    good 1 :D


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    xern
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    yes ,like it!!


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    Ruaidhri
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    you've redeemed yourself after that farmer joke.
    hey that was a good joke :p
    so have i really redeemed myself after that?


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