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Trip to the Zoo

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  • 21-08-2002 11:49am
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    Rabies
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    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his girlfriend are
    spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink
    spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing jeans and a T-shirt.

    The zoo is not very busy. As they walk through the ape and gorilla section,
    they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the
    gorilla goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars and holding on with one hand
    (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is
    obviously excited at the pretty lady in the dress.

    The boyfriend, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
    that his girl teases the poor ape some more. The man suggests she pucker
    her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does and Mr.
    Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

    Then the man suggests that she let the straps fall to show a little more
    skin and cleavage. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars off
    his cage. "Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan
    it at him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
    doing flips.

    The man then grabs his girl, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in
    with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you've got
    a f***ing headache."


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