the thruth about porn (naughty!!!! 18+ not for young 'uns....)

WhiteWashMan

yeah yeah, enough of the warnings for kids.........








> WHAT P*RNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...
>






>
>
> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.
> 2. Men are never impotent.
> 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
> 4. If a woman gets busted mast*rbating by a strange man, she will not
> scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
> 6. Women enjoy having s*x with ugly, middle-aged men.
> 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
> 8. Women always orgasm when men do.
> 9. A bl*wjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
> 10. All women are noisy ****s.
> 11. People in the 70's couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo
in
> the background.
> 12. Those t*ts are real.
> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
> 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
> 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl
isn't
> disgusted!)
> 16. Double penetration makes women smile.
> 17. Asian men don't exist.
> 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
> bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh*t out of you if you
> shove your c*ck in his girlfriend's mouth.
> 19. There's a plot.
>
>
> 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
> giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
> 21. Nurses suck patients c*cks.
> 22. Men always pull out.
> 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
> she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*cking the both of you.
> 24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
> 25. When a woman is sucking a man's c*ck, it's important for him to remind
> her to "suck it".
> 26. Assh*les are clean.
> 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all
> parties concerned.
> 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
> and find a c*ck there.
> 29. Men don't have to beg.
> 30. When standing during a blowj*b, a man will always place one hand
firmly
> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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Venom

ROFLOL.

Very good.

Rabies

very good

WWM you must have studied a lot of porn movies to give us those facts

Wook

damned and i thought i was being original !! :cool:

Harmo

lol classic


Best 1 all day

Pugsley

ROFL, good 'un!
Where you find out all those facts WWM? study for long enough?

bozzie

great joke

wwm youve oviously got too much time (and god knows what else)on your hands

Lump

HA HA



John

Spunog UIE

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


9. A bl*wjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

and??? the rest damn funny.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

hey man, don't ruin the dream for the rest of us

sceptre

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
> 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
> and find a c*ck there.

ROFLMAO

Funniest thing I've read in quite some time

smoke.me.a.kipper

roffle.

Kolodny

11. People in the 70's couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background

ROFL!

Karma

19. There's a plot.

I spent some time working in a shop and nope, No plot anywhere and by God did we get bored looking!!!!!!
Like a kid in a candystore, the dream job tured into the nightmare job.

BioHazRd

Are you telling me that these are NOT true ???
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.:D ROFLMAO

Bio

mirv

> 17. Asian men don't exist.

HAHAHA