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another northsider joke :o)

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  • 22-08-2002 10:55am
    #1
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    > > Two Northsiders, Anto and Mickser, decided that they weren't
    > > going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to
    > > > get ahead.
    > >
    > > They head out to UCD Belfield. Anto goes in >> first, and the
    > > professor
    > > advises him to take maths, history,and logic.
    > >
    > > "What's logic?" asked Anto.
    > > The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you
    > > own a lawnmower?"
    > > "I sure do," answered the Northsider.
    > > "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a back
    > > garden," replied the professor.
    > >
    > > "Jaysus. That's real good," the Northsider responded in awe.
    > > The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you
    > > have a back garden, you also have a house."
    > > Impressed, Anto shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"
    > > "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a
    > > wife."
    > > "Sharon! This is incredible!" (Anto is obviously catching
    > > > on.)
    > > "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that
    > > you are
    > > heterosexual," said the professor.
    > > "Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting I ever
    > > heard of. I can't wait to get into this logic class."
    > > Anto, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back
    > > into the hallway where Mickser is still waiting.
    > > "So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.
    > > "Maths, history, and logic," replies Anto.
    > > "What in the name o' jaysus is logic?"
    > >
    > > "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"
    > > "No"
    > > (PAUSE)
    > > "Ya ****in queer ya"


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    #2
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    miles better than the similar joke that got posted last week:p
    nice


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    Sposs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    > A Northsider walked into the local FAS office, marched straight up
    > > to the counter and said "Howya bud, I'm lookin' for a job.".
    > >
    > > The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've
    > > just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for

    > > his daughter.
    > >
    > > You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform
    > > provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be
    > > provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the
    > > young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a

    > > year.".
    > >
    > > The Northsider said "Nah, you're bull****ting me!".
    > >
    > > The man behind the counter said "Well you ****in' started it!".
    >
    >


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