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Nortsider looking for work!!!!

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  • 22-08-2002 4:32pm
    #1
    Venom
    Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭


    A northsider walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Story bud, I?m lookin? for a job" The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We?ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffer for his daughter.
    You?ll have to drive a black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary is EUR200,000 a year".
    The northsider said, "Nah, you?re búllshítting me!!"
    The man behind the counter replied, "Well you fúckin? started it!"


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    #2
    BKtje
    Registered Users Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭BKtje


    almost identical to the one posted yesterday ;)


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    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    Originally posted by B-K-DzR
    almost identical to the one posted yesterday ;)

    except the other one was better because a fight broke out between 2 n00bs in subsequent posts :D


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    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Originally posted by Phreak
    except the other one was better because a fight broke out between 2 n00bs in subsequent posts :D

    :D

    That's boards for ya.


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